Friday, March 31, 2006

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Childhood lasts as long as your trust fund holds out.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Fix the poodle, or expect inevitable unpleasantries with your neighbor.
(from the Old Dutch)

Friday, March 24, 2006

Thursday, March 23, 2006

The sousaphone solo is the second-to-last refuge of scoundrels.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Better to choose a life in Spain than a wife in pain.

Monday, March 20, 2006

The flea it will dig lest the dog pays the vig.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Gasoline, kerosene, Vaseline, embarrassing.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Mother knows best what father is incapable of.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

It is not terrible when terrible things happen to terrible people.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Who spits at the eagle is eager for spittle.

Friday, March 10, 2006

It can't always rain gold out of your
[insert orifice here].

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Fishing for giraffes requires either a tall pole or a deep pool.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

To run from trouble is as good a plan as any.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Werner B. Telmach owes you twenty-five kroners.
(from the Old German)

Monday, March 06, 2006

The teapot whistles when the toaster pops.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Stand on any corner long enough and eventually they will widen the road over your shoes.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

We learn the most from the mistakes of the semi-famous.