second-rate, b-list, rejected and poorly translated sayings and aphorisms
When I was a kid, I had a big dog named Cedric. My mom had a giant decorative bottle, about three feet tall, and she kept pennies in it. My brothers used to blow into it like they were playing a jug, and when Cedric heard that sound, his weiner would stick out.You knew who this was before I signed my name, didn't you?
Yes. I did know who this was before you signed your name. You're that crazy girl with all the weird stories from your childhood.
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