Thursday, December 29, 2011

Every time you sneeze, kiss your nurse's knees.
(from the German:  "Jedes Mal, wenn Sie niesen, k├╝sse deine Krankenschwester die Knie.")

Monday, December 12, 2011

Sleep is the body's way of resting with it's eyes closed.
--(from "Obviously!: A Collection of Sayings by Morons who Think They're So Smart", Dumbass Editions, 1997)

Friday, December 09, 2011

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

The grande is the message.
--Marshall McLuhan wannabe, in Starbucks

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Enough time and ice cream can fix anything.
--from the Bible

Thursday, December 01, 2011

The best things in life that aren't free are usually stolen from that asshole, Ron.
--from the Latin