Thursday, December 26, 2013

Finish the wine before Steve gets in line.
(--from the Dutch "Beƫindig de wijn voor Steve krijgt in de rij.")
90% of life is showing up.  The other 10% is showing off. 

Friday, December 20, 2013

The key to happiness also fits the lock on the door to the pizza closet.
--J Diego

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

False rumors become truer if you tell them to Steve.
--from the Zulu ("Amahebezi angamanga ziba kancane okungamanga uma utshela ukuba Steve.")

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Do not pick up quarters from the men's room floor. 
--Pope Clement II

Monday, January 21, 2013

Those who spend their days counting money will spend their nights with the girlfriends of bankers.