Friday, April 28, 2006

You can teach a hen to tapdance, but if it doesn't lay eggs, forget about it.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

On the other side of the fence the doberman sleeps.
(from the Jamaican patios)

Monday, April 24, 2006

Trying to fly before you have wings requires rockets and stupidity.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Lippy Baboon and Myron too!
(obscure 22nd-century political slogan)

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Even the fastest train cannot catch up to the spreading gossip about your unique sexual proclivities.
(from the French)

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

One-ply or two, it all ends up clogging the crapper.

Monday, April 17, 2006

He who makes up proverbs must be paid handsomely for the effort.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Beware the man who wears sandals with his trenchcoat.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

One live yak is worth more than ten dead Toyotas.
from The Wit and Wisdom of the Mongal Steppes, 2nd Ed.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

The phone will ring three minutes after the postman leaves.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Spread your lies like breadcrumbs and pigeons will gather.