Tuesday, November 29, 2011

The wolf that is biting your leg is not biting my leg, yet.
--from the Romanian ("Lupul, care este musca piciorul tău nu este musca piciorul meu, încă.")

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Sieze the last toaster waffle!
--from the Latin ("Carpe Eggem ultimem")

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Who cleans the catbox earns the loyalty of lions.
--from the French

Monday, November 14, 2011

A rising tide lifts all boats, but floods many basements too.

Friday, November 04, 2011

There is no "I" in misstatement.
--Coach Barney (from "More Jock Raps: The Wisdom of Gym Teachers, Volume 2")

Thursday, November 03, 2011

The best way to eat is noisily, with lots of num-num noises.
--St. Augustus the Chubby, MCCIV