Thursday, December 29, 2011

Every time you sneeze, kiss your nurse's knees.
(from the German:  "Jedes Mal, wenn Sie niesen, küsse deine Krankenschwester die Knie.")

Monday, December 12, 2011

Sleep is the body's way of resting with it's eyes closed.
--(from "Obviously!: A Collection of Sayings by Morons who Think They're So Smart", Dumbass Editions, 1997)

Friday, December 09, 2011

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

The grande is the message.
--Marshall McLuhan wannabe, in Starbucks

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Enough time and ice cream can fix anything.
--from the Bible

Thursday, December 01, 2011

The best things in life that aren't free are usually stolen from that asshole, Ron.
--from the Latin

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

The wolf that is biting your leg is not biting my leg, yet.
--from the Romanian ("Lupul, care este musca piciorul tău nu este musca piciorul meu, încă.")

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Sieze the last toaster waffle!
--from the Latin ("Carpe Eggem ultimem")

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Who cleans the catbox earns the loyalty of lions.
--from the French

Monday, November 14, 2011

A rising tide lifts all boats, but floods many basements too.

Friday, November 04, 2011

There is no "I" in misstatement.
--Coach Barney (from "More Jock Raps: The Wisdom of Gym Teachers, Volume 2")

Thursday, November 03, 2011

The best way to eat is noisily, with lots of num-num noises.
--St. Augustus the Chubby, MCCIV 

Monday, October 31, 2011

Remember the good things about your friends, try to forget the bad things (unless those things are about money).
--from the Portuguese ("Lembre-se das coisas boas sobre seus amigos, tentar esquecer as coisas ruins (a menos que essas coisas são sobre o dinheiro).")

Friday, October 28, 2011

Monday, March 07, 2011

Humility is a first cousin to humidity.
--from the Portuguese

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Someone else will always said it best, eventually.
--not me