Turn often from your path in life to sample the local cheeseburgers.

Curling iron in the tub, Ned won't make it to the pub. -- [from the Old English]

Cake should not be shared with anyone you are not required, morally or karmic-wise, to share cake with.

The stranger the hat, the better the attitude.
(from the crazy Dutch, "De vreemdeling de hoed, hoe beter de houding.")