Finish the wine before Steve gets in line.
(--from the Dutch "Beëindig de wijn voor Steve krijgt in de rij.")

90% of life is showing up.  The other 10% is showing off. 

The key to happiness also fits the lock on the door to the pizza closet.

--J Diego

False rumors become truer if you tell them to Steve.
--from the Zulu ("Amahebezi angamanga ziba kancane okungamanga uma utshela ukuba Steve.")

Do not pick up quarters from the men's room floor. 
--Pope Clement II

Those who spend their days counting money will spend their nights with the girlfriends of bankers.